Do you have to be so rude? Seriously Sans is a character on the internet. He is a SKELETON who doesn't even HAVE LIPS, so he is incapable of kissing you. Oh no. You're going to be a jerk to me too. Go ahead and try, because your opinion does not matter to me at all. P.S You can't get your "Boyfriend" to kill me because he wouldn't love you if he was real, and this isn't real life.